It's important to realize that Blondes can't go water-skiing - when their crotch gets wet they think they got to lay down...

It's even more important to realize the big difference between blondes and bitches - a blonde will screw anyone, whilst a bitch will screw anyone but you...

It's worth remembering why blondes can't count to 70 - it's cause 69 is already a bit of a mouthful...

Q: Did you hear about the blonde with a PhD in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo?
A: Well, not everybody's went to town in a limo!

Q: Have you heard about the blonde virgin? 
A: She hangs out with the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had 2 chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times.

Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right?
A: As if they've ever met!

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch.

Q: What do blonde's do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants.

Q: What do blonde's do with their Assholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q: What's the link between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: Both get screwed on the front of a Ford Fiesta.

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